
Fifty-five!!! It’s week 55 and all I can think about it this Tim Robinson sketch:

The only thing rattling around my skull right now is Tim Robinson barking “55 burgers, 55 fries, 55 tacos…” in I Think You Should Leave. If you know, you know. If you don’t, [watch it here]- and spare me the side-eye; I’ve always said dumb = funny.
Context: the sketch roasts those “pay-it-forward” drive-thru chains. (No, I’m not buying the minivan behind me their entire family meal- I just wanted a milkshake.)
I understand this reference is a little niche and internet-forward, which is why, in the coming weeks, i’ll be introducing the rotating section “shit your gen Z or brain rotten millennial coworker are saying” (or something like that"). Translation: quick translations of hyper-niche internet slang so you never feel left behind.
Anywho, thanks for being here!!

🎧 If you come anywhere near me this summer, prepare to hear a speech on how BOPPIN Italo disco/Eurodance is. Specifically long DJ sets on YouTube.
🎭 Watched my first ever episode of Love Island on Saturday night and while I won’t be watching five episodes a week (!!!!!!!), I unfortunately see the appeal. They’re sober the whole time, which makes the drama infinitely more entertaining. There’s something about putting a bunch of hot people with a cumulative IQ of 100 together that just makes for great TV.