Rat's Nest Week 3

petition to replace saturn with pluto

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Kate James
April 08, 2024

You know when you are feeling stuck and nothing makes sense and you just want to blame it on something? Well, I finally found out what to blame it on (thanks to my friend, Sam)- turns out there is something called a “Saturn return” that happens in your late 20s (and late 50s and late 80s).

Basically, something happens with the planets and it messes with your vibe (i’m not an astrology girl so thats the best summary you’re going to get out of me.) So everything i’m feeling is Saturn’s fault. Nice.

❝

There is usually a lot of pressure on you to have your entire life figured out. There may be a feeling that time is running out, but also that everything is taking way too long to happen. There are no shortcuts with Saturn, so you’re often putting in a lot of extra effort, but not seeing the payoff until several years down the road.

Alice Bell, Vogue

SEVERAL YEARS?

Enjoy!!!!

  • Finer Things Club - i finally stopped being a cheap ass and bought a YouTube Premium subscription and i am NEVER LOOKING BACK

  • Fleabag- Impatiently waiting for St. Vincent’s new album with her teaser songs on repeat- of course she has bonkers cool cover art again

  • Rat Girl - I finally cleaned my gross car out this weekend!! I can’t work miracles though so I threw one of these in and at least i’m not embarrassed anymore

  • Trash panda - Avoiding raccoon eyes with mascara that doesn’t transfer but does wash off easily (also on sale rn @ sephora)

🍴upgrading from 40 olives

🤡 30 and still scared to get an oil change

  • I know this is probably not the most authentic recipe, but as somebody who lives near zero Thai restaurants with an acceptable health inspection score, this Massaman Curry recipe is the closest to real that I can get

Drumroll please……… This week’s Dog of The Week is:

Miesha Pickles and her new puppy friend, Tuna!

Signing off with eclipse glasses,

Kate

P.S. If you enjoyed this, send it to a friend. If you didn’t, send it to your old boss.

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