Rat's Nest Week 25

bring back 2000s MTV reality shows NOW

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If you’re having a tough week, just remember everything is made up and the points don’t matter.

Enjoy!!!!

  • Next- A subject very near and dear to my heart, 2000s MTV reality shows, has recently resurfaced to the public via comedian Matteo Lane’s reaction video to one of my favorite shows, Next. Not only is he funny, but it’s a great summary of the absolute batshit crazy television that used to exist. (NSFW lol)

  • What’s old is new again- Before you take your crusty, pilled sweaters to Goodwill (which is the worst, btw) get a sweater shaver and they’ll look good as new again. *i also use this on my couch when it starts to get pilly and it works MAGIC

  • Jam of the week- Impress your Gen Z coworker by knowing Tate McRae’s new song It’s ok I’m ok (also watch the music video because she reminds me so much of Britney Spears)

  • Mr Pommel Dance- Is Dancing with the Stars cool again? Whoever casted the show this season absolutely crushed it. They’ve got Ilona Maher (Team USA Rugby Queen), Steven Nedoroscik (Mr Pommelhorse- Team USA Gymnastics) and Anna Delvey (the con artist that inspired the Netflix show Inventing Anna).

😡 my version is one iced coffee and one mystery stomach ache*

*yes, i know the stomach ache is from the iced coffee on an empty stomach. no, i will not change my feral ways. I am generally very healthy but skipping breakfast has a chokehold on me 😌

🥲👍🏻wholesome

  • Meet Moo Deng, the baby pigmy hippo so popular you can visit her for only 5 minutes (she is also now a viral internet star)

  • FDA approves Apple Watch screening for sleep apnea risk- technology is getting so bad ass. I can’t wait to see the evolution of different health screenings over the next decade!!!!!

  • Diddy’s Reckoning Is Here: The Hip-Hop Mogul Was Arrested, Charged With Sex Trafficking & More (all you really need to know is that he had a THOUSAND bottles of baby oil in his house). 50 Cent, Diddy’s #1 hater, took to twitter (i’m not calling it X, ever) to continue to show us what S tier hating looks like:

Signing off with an illegal amount of dry shampoo in my hair,

Kate

P.S. If you enjoyed this, send it to 50 cent. If you didn’t, send it to P Diddy.

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