Rat's Nest Week 36

Hey Rats!!

Happy Valentines/Galentines/Palentines week!!!

Yes, the Super Bowl commercials are good (or they used to be) but it’s really the food and placing $9.35 worth of bets (that I know nothing about) on Draft Kings for me that really makes the day special. Here is me last night after eating 1 quart of buffalo chicken dip that had been on the counter for approx. 3 hours:

I’m sure nothing will go wrong after smashing an entire block of cream cheese disguised by buffalo sauce and rotisserie chicken. Send tums, thots, and prayers.

• Froot Thief Fruit Whips- Think fruit by the foot but without the Red 40. Plus, you can still play with your food, which is obviously the main selling point

• Hall of Shame: the non-recco’d-

  • InnBeauty’s new Calm the Red Down serum- I won’t speak on the serum chamber side, but the green side that’s supposed to color correct redness like Dr. Jart’s Cicapair is kind of garbage. My skin is slightly red in spots and it did nothing.

  • I got Temu’d- I had no idea the website I was ordering off of was even in China until my order took a month to arrive. What I ordered vs what i got:

• Jam of the week- a playlist this time!! Girly Pop on Spotify. It's a mix of everything from early 2000s bangers like Nelly Furtado’s Maneater to newer stuff like Tate McRae's Sports Car 💅 

• 🏈 The 8 best Super Bowl ads of 2025, and why they work

• 🐣 Ever wonder why we say storks deliver babies?

• 🐀 Richmond rats learned how to drive tiny cars and it's bringing them joy

• 🃏 5 minutes of Kate McKinnon making her SNL costars break

• 🖍️ Crayola announced they’re bringing back 8 retired colors in a limited edition pack- so if you’ve just been dying to get a dandelion crayon, your time is coming

• 🩺 Trump administration to cut billions in medical research funding - I’m not trying to be a downer, but this matters so I have to put it in here ok

• 🥵 On a lighter note, Bill Nye the Science Guy walked in New York Fashion Week and looked like an absolute fox:

Signing off rewatching Kendrick Lamar’s halftime show,

Kate

P.S. If you enjoyed this, send it to The Philadelphia Eagles head coach. If you didn’t, send it to Drake.